and after out staying my welcome meddle says get the heck out..............he/she must evict me i.e. must go to court and get a notice to quit in which case I have at least 30 days or more [[depending on time of month).
Wanna bet? Eviction by the firm of Smith & Wesson, Colt and Rueger. And your 'time of the month' won't matter.

When you call the cops, it'll be "Who? Never saw that so-and-so before, never even heard of 'em. They say they lived here? Nope, they's a-lyin' to ya' Occifer. What? They got mail addressed here? Well, the number's on the front of the house, so I guess they lied to somebody else too."