Cat5 it is. Cats pajamas, as it were.

Sorry, but I thought the whole stink up about this swine flu is that it infected those under 30, the aged and infirmed.

I know I'm old, but not that old. So I think I'll let the kids get in line ahead of me.

I do like the idea of a Orville Reddenbacher codpiece though. Seems effective and a hit with the ladies. It always pays to be popular.