And you thought Detroit was that much empty!

[Honky Tonk]

It's Detroit. It's all of our money, no matter where we live in the state.

Nice try, but the last time I checked my paycheck stub, there were additional taxes paid for living here, higher property tax, and additional taxes for working here.

[Smirnoff]

Nice try, but the last time I checked my paycheck stub, there were additional taxes paid for living here, higher property tax, and additional taxes for working here.

Don't forget the elevated auto/home insurance rates.....