Tiger Woods should have used a driver.
jjaba.
Tiger Woods should have used a driver.
jjaba.
All I can say is he has to be one of the dumbest people on this planet.
Good looking, easy job, billionaire, hooked a slammin wifey and then gets caught out here like an idiot having sex with these two sleazy skanks.
He should have just stayed single.
Celebrities are all morons.
What does Tiger Woods and baby a baby seal have in common?
They both get clubbed by Scandinavians!
Last edited by ejames01; December-02-09 at 07:07 PM. Reason: Incomplete post
Come on now. Plenty of rich athletes, entertainers, executives and politicians screw around. I'm sure if you were important, you would too.
Rich men would not need Pre-Nups if they weren't going to cheat.
All I can say is he has to be one of the dumbest people on this planet.
Good looking, easy job, billionaire, hooked a slammin wifey and then gets caught out here like an idiot having sex with these two sleazy skanks.
He should have just stayed single.
Celebrities are all morons.
ejames01, no, she's Russian.
Over there, her name was Ludmilla Kutcherkockoff. Who knew?
jjaba tells it like it tis.
" I....hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron", said professional golfer Jesper Parnevik, who once employed Elin Nordegren as a nanny and apparently introduced her to Woods.
"I would feel especially sad about it because I'm kind of filled with sorrow for Elin since me and my wife are at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said, "and we probably thought he was a better guy than he is, then."
"I would probably have to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of a 3-iron," he said of the golf club Nordegren allegedly used to break a window on Woods' crashed SUV. "It's a private thing, of course. But you're the guy he is, when you're the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff and maybe not just do it, like Nike says."
I think his wife is tee'd off.
Tiger Woods is tree under.
According to his wife, he's no Tiger, he's a Cheetah.
jjaba.
When it happened, the first thing I said to my dad was:
I guess that just continues his yearlong struggle of hitting into the trees
Tiger Woods owns several fine cars; he's got a hole in one.
jjaba.
I'll bet he'd like a mulligan on that deal
I wonder what his Scorecard looks like these days, think it's full of birdies?
Friggin Gloria Allred hawking the mistress. Get the checkbook out Tiger, Cha-ching.
What's that sucking noise? It's the sound of Tiger's endorsement deals flying out the window.
They don't call him 'Tiger' for nothing.
more like a cheetah instead of a tiger
If all the holes where that easy to hit it into, He would have won 4 majors this year
Sstashmoo, The screwin' you get for the screwin' you got.
jjaba.
What course does Tiger have the most trouble with?
intercourse.
Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade? .
A. Tiger can hit a golf ball 300 yards.
Kobe Bryant should send Tiger the name of his jeweler.
I hope he does lose his endorsement deals. Role model he ain't.
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