Developer to save Park Theatre, create Lincoln Park Lofts

[Bloomfield Pills]

Bah. This world doesn't need more lofts; it needs more porno places, which are fast disappearing.

First, VCRs killed off adult movie theaters. Now the Internet is killing adult bookstores. Who wants to pull their collar up and sneak into a seedy joint to buy a movie or two when you can just order it off the Internet?

But I say if someone wants to watch a dirty movie, they should have to feel dirty about it, by gosh!