"Ray, have you considered putting the badge back on and help solve the cases of all those bodies they keep finding in your shrinking Lake Mead drinking water? BTW I heard yesterday that Hoover Dam power generation has dropped to 1/3 capacity due to dropping levels. [Well you did ask for shots. ]"

Dunno about the power output at Hoover Dam, but there's been absolutely no power outages in this neck of the woods.

Bodies are found when the water level drops forty feet or so. When the Detroit River drops that far, you'll recover more than Revolutionary War cannons. Count on it.