"...Shiftless and sneaky, dread locked and freaky,crazy and lazy, wasting time and plotting crimes..."
Poetically stated! I am kidding, terryh.
There was a character who moved between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, with a sign that read: "Why lie? I need a beer", in the 1990s. I saw him in both locations, many times. Outside the Rose Bowl, where the Rolling Stones were performing, he had boxes full of beer in cans that people had given him. I wondered how he was going to get them to wherever he called home.