Are the new owners as dumb as the original owners? Micro-Apartments for millennials? Huh? On a godforsaken exurban highway, next to Home Depot, a megachurch, and Carl's Golf Land?

I assume they're just making up stuff for PR/approvals purposes. No sane developer would envision hipster housing in this incredibly anti-urban locale. They'll have a Menard's, a WalMart, some fast food, maybe a self-storage building, and call it a day.