Soon you'll have to remove your shoes, your belt, your metal objects, your wallet
- and have your forehead scanned while a rectal probe checks "proper" internal temp.
Please don your complimentary tyvek overalls and have a seat when we call for boarding.
The mask provided has built in earphones for the in flight movie, please do not remove
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Don't forget - we'll be jacking ticket prices WAY up to assist your fears of flying