That was fun. The photos the author chose really added a lot to it. Who is the author anyway? Ryan Nickum? Doesn't ring any bells.

My favorite,
"In Seattle, a hot dog comes with onions and cream cheese because apparently they think a bun is a bagel and a hot dog is lox. In Detroit, they recognize a hot dog as a hot dog and they turn it into a Coney dog by adding chili, mustard, and chopped onions. America is better country for it."
Cream cheese?