This is why you don't go into Detroit's suburbs

[Detroitnerd]

So let's recap, shall we?

If we assume that:
A) Detroitnerd is Caucasian
B) Detroitnerd lives in a Suburb

Both are true, if you are honest.

Then C would be:
C) Detroitnerd is a violent psychopathic killer with no good tendencies at all. Also a working class white person, with the same dangerous tendencies.

Personally, I believe Dnerd should be banned just for these reasons.

Nonsense, townonenorth. I'm a credit to my race. I'm trying, in vain, to raise the consciousness of my Caucasian brothers and sisters. I know they're addicted to hatred and a false sense of superiority, and I make small efforts every day to try to help educate the white community, help it to see where it can grow. Now, I know I do it from the relative safety of a racially diverse community surrounded by the city of Detroit, which acts as a buffer between me and the violent suburbs, but I do hope you won't hold it against me. I'm just not excited by the idea of, you know, all those suburban Caucasians out there "keeping it real" by going to titty bars and hooting and hollering at BWWs and stuff.