9-7 miss the playoffs. Schwartz gone after Mayhew throws him under the bus. Mayhew discovered in a Ssn Fransisco steam bath, while on a trip during the Division playoffs, quietly resigns 3 days before next years draft day.

Ziggy sits out three games and makes a smaller splash than hoped.

Suh, denies paternity claims.

Delmas plays in all 9 wins.

Reiff makes everyone forget Backus played here at all.

Dom hires Sam Bernstein to represent him in a messy divorce .

Stafford throws like he is Superman and the ball is kryponite.

The Ugly: pettigrew is booed to the point of tears by the loyal fans in Sections 14 through 38. The Wave is started after Brandon sets the record for most drops, however, tragedy ensues as The Wave causes a reverse double vortex whirlpool. Kate Upton appears topless at Halftime thanks to Bernie Bagel running her over after hipchecking Debbie Doughnut into the goalposts.

Sheffler discovers he has been dating his own mom after a DNA test.

So, that's about it for predictions.

9-7, last yr of mr moobs.