Q: When is good news really bad news?

A: When LaVann Hawkins is the "L" in L's Cheesecake. Blurb in The News reports LaVann is back from spending quality time in Federal Prison and has hooked up with Chicago foodie, Jerry Kliener, to open this place as an upscale eatery.

The words, " Upscale " and LaVan go together like salt and open wound, so expect steamtable troughs of Catfish and creamed spinach. Wonder if they'll take EBT cards?