I find it comical that Danny has anointed himself a "street prophet."

Let me give you some advice, there, junior. If you have to say you're something, then you're really sending the message that you probably ain't it.

In other words: truly cool people never talk about how cool they are. And true street prophets don't feel the need to proclaim themselves as such.

Or maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you are indeed a street prophet, and it's just not getting through from the Internet. If so, tell me which street corner you're going to be preaching at, and what time, and I'm there. You bring the megaphone; I'll bring the placards and Sharpies. Sounds like a party.