That's funny. Here's an old tale like that, as best as I can remember it. One time a man in Detroit shot a policeman. He was hauled into Edward Jeffries' court. Jeffries said to the cop, "What happened?"

The cop said, "I found this man looking suspicious and I addressed him. He ran down an alley. When I chased him, he shot me!"

"Why did you question this man?"

The cop answered, "He looked suspicious."

Jeffries said, "How did you know he had a gun?"

The cop said, "I didn't know he had a gun until he pulled it out and shot me."

Jeffries said the cop had no reasonable grounds to question the man. "You didn't know he was armed. You didn't know he was doing anything wrong!"

"But he ran away! He shot me!"

Jeffries, unmoved by the testimony, had the charges dismissed, the man released, and his gun returned to him.

My kind of judge, actually.