Starters Detroit....

[EastsideAl]

A "valet parking" sign on a restaurant or bar is always a signal for me to go elsewhere.. You want my business, provide me a free place to park.

...And this is one of the reasons why Detroit is unsuccessful as a city. Is there any other major city in the country where someone would have this as a reasonable expectation of or criteria for patronizing a restaurant right in the middle of the city?

[Bearinabox]

...And this is one of the reasons why Detroit is unsuccessful as a city. Is there any other major city in the country where someone would have this as a reasonable expectation of or criteria for patronizing a restaurant right in the middle of the city?

This. yay for character limits