This is a challenge to CC and dfunky, and anyone else who wants to play.

How can you spin the statement "I like pizza?" Can CC make it into an evil socialist plot to take away our liberties and destroy the free market? Can dfunky find a way to claim that my liking pizza means that all liberals are racists? Can anyone use it to debunk global warming?

Anyone else who wants to take a crack at spinning it in any direction, go for it. This could be fun.

Aaaannnnnnd..... GO!