I just mailed a substantial check to the IRS and I need a good laugh. So I thought, why don't we have a time-limited thread where we submit our favorite tax-related jokes/humor. Let's see how many we can get before midnight, when taxes must be in the mail.

Here's one of mine:

"A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest." - C. Bob Thaves [[creator of comic strip Frank and Ernest)

[[And yes, I understand some level of taxation is necessary. Just thought some people might need a little laugh.)