One should always anticipate break-ins when living in this wonderful wasteland and shitty economy and prepare for the enevitable.

My cabin in the slums was broken into for the fourth time in the 30 yrs.I have resided there last month. I generally leave out "bait" in plain view for the unannounced guests. This time they took a broken pellet rifle which I had out in plain sight. Last time those oppressed folks took a chain saw with a seized engine.

I don't have any modern tech gadgets or noise making devices. Fuckers always leave my analog TV and 8 track tapes alone. It seems that my "Battle Songs of the Luftwaffe" CD doesn't have much value in the local dope house.