I've always been of the opinion that you have to be awfully dumb to be a criminal, but in this case, the victim was at least one twist short of a slinky.

DETROIT [[WXYZ) - Detroit police say an armored vehicle was robbed on Friday outside of the Greektown Casino.

It was a Loomis Armored vehicle that was targeted.

Sources tell 7 Action News that a man wearing a security guard uniform asked the driver to open the vehicle so he could get the cash out. The driver did, because they are required to stay in the driver's seat, and the suspect walked away with more than $500,000.

The FBI is now taking the lead on the investigation.

We're told no shots were fired and no one was injured.

Police have not released any further details about the robbery.
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