Last year there was a labor dispute involving the elves, so I apologize if your stockings were a little light.

Again, we have the giving of virtual gifts. From me to you:
  • VivaDetroit: your own gold-plated favela
  • Rel: Peacock Feathers
  • Roq: 5 gallons of yellow paint and a new brush
  • Jiminnm: A pod to cast to
  • Zacha341: Elbow and knee pads for all that ROTFLMAO you do
  • DetroitStylin: a fine fade an new loft
  • Supersport: Matthew 5:9
  • 401Don: 10 minutes in a locked room with Tom Monaghan
  • Vetalalumni: A one night stand with Newt
  • IslandMan: Arroz con Gandules
  • ClaudeG: Better security cameras and new GPS
  • Jackie5275: Grandma K's ham
  • 1953: Your own ferry from Windmill Pointe to Belle Isle
  • Buildingsofdetroit: A Fairbain key-fob
  • Rocko: a camera phone for your drive-by shootings
  • Noggin: A tea strainer
  • Hermod: A Waldenberg Bar Gift card
  • MSUGuy: a bottle of Vim
  • Cman: A 300
  • Jimbo: Fire retardant couch
  • Cub: A. I. Holmes
  • Lilpup: A NYT by-line
  • JohnnySueBridges: Munger pix
  • Gistok: A Hilgreen-Lane installed in your basement
  • Danny: Neda
  • Ravine: A cooling balm for a heated brow
  • Bartock: Tartar Tix
  • Maof: A big pair of rice balls
  • Krawlspace: Good Tenants
  • BigB23: A new thong
  • BrushStart: Hope
  • Gannon: A low hum closer to home
  • Jams: Black Walnuts
  • Kathleen: Another halo and BBQ mitts for Grillmaster
  • Blueidone: Blue herons on the horizon
  • Homer and Marge: New Ramps and my thanks
  • Gazhekwe: Miigwech
  • PlymothRes: Peace and a new old Ford F100
  • Lowell: Fewer headaches in dealing with people like me
  • Ray1936: Airline tickets next time
  • Jjaba: Hugs on the strikes and kisses on the ba...
  • TheRock: Large sacks of dirty money found in your backyard
  • FirstandTen, DownRiveria, Goat, Ejames, Kenp, Thruster315, Smogboy: A long pull on the smokey bowl of hope and change; plus a new OL to go along with a tub of Blue Butter.
  • CCBaston: Gitanes and fishnets.
  • BlkSoulX: An all-expense paid ticket home
The elves are still working their little fingers to bloody stumps, so don't despair if you can't find your gift under the Fesitvus Pole.