Heads or Tails? Flip THIS, Mum.

[Gannon]

The Australian Mint has proven they have as much time on their hands as ours apparently does, and they've coined a new...coin...in celebration of what must be an infrequent visit by some nicely-dressed woman from Up Over.

Weighing in nearly TWICE as heavy as my first car [[and worth more than every vehicle we'll ever own in aggregate), the gold coin [[there MUST be a larger word for this damn thing!) has a kangaroo on the one side and an image of the Queen Mum on the other. Since it is NAMED the Australian Kangaroo 1 Tonne, one can only assume she is the tail.

Is this some wonderful form of editorial on their part?!