I was just joking with a friend about lazy things we've done over the years. Neither of are terminally lazy, but my best offering was coming home from a trip, leaving the suitcase in the living room for a week and going through it to pick clothes. It wasn't until I went through the clean clothes not used on the trip, that I did the wash and put the suitcase away. Not my proudest moment.

Any good stories of doing something extremely lazy?