Wow. These are sad excuses for "news" stories. They don't include any statistics, they just rely on this one guy's anecdotal evidence, and it seems he sought out both news stations. One cranky guy's annoyance with teenagers doesn't a story make. Seriously, 2 & 7? Have y'all never been to Royal Oak?

But what is more disturbing to me: The alarming increase of botox and collagen running loose in Birmingham, not to mention several men in navy blue wool blazers in the middle of summer. Talk about terrorized, Mr. Bergstrom!! Is no one else scared like I am?