Quote Originally Posted by eriedearie View Post
I was riding the bus home from work and where the bus turned onto Gratiot heading North - there was a bum peeing right into the street.

Then one time when I carpooled with a coworker, we were driving home from work on I94 East and were in bumper to bumper traffic. I looked at the car next to us and the woman driving - she was alone - was --- oh, I call it - practicing oral sex on a half peeled banana. She was NOT biting portions off and eating them. Her tongue and mouth were...well you get the picture! I told my friend to take a look and we both watched her "performance" for a couple of miles till traffic started moving. The woman was so intent on what she was doing she never saw us looking at her.

I think maybe that was when the word "multi-tasking" came into my vocabulary.
My first thoughts were of the "Happy Days" episode where The Fonz was giving Potsie and Ralph dating advice. He was having them do "lip-ups" on the side of the pinball machine. They were practicing for a date. Perhaps this woman was doing same?