Bad News forumers! The zonal flow of the Jet Stream caused by La Nina has now shifted down south. By Monday night that Jet Stream will bend upwards out west bringing a instant heat wave from Southern California to Seattle, WA. The Midwest and Eastern Seaboard will recieve an artic chill. The result of the matter is that constant flows of low pressure systems will follow the Jet Stream avoiding the rainshadow effect for the Rockies. The low pressure system will gather more moisture from Dallas, Texas then it MIGHT head upwards to central region of the Ohio Valley as a MONSTER BLIZZARD and becomes of Nor-Eastern effecting Washington DC, Philadelphia, New York City and Boston.

If the MONSTER BLIZZARD heads further upwards to northwest corner of Ohio/ Southeastern Indiana, The All of Southeastern Michigan will recieve up to 1 to 3 feet of snow. Now its Metro-Detroit's Turn to get the SNOW-POCALYPSE! it will effect all of Detroit and suburbs by late Tuesday night into Wednesday Afternoon.

Get ready, I was right about a La Nina Winter.

WORD FROM THE STREET PROPHET

Don't you all just LOVE winter! Kids, bring out those snow shovels and make some money.

Neda, I miss you so.