http://www.freep.com/article/2010101...aw-guilty-plea

Boy, everybody seems to be following Monica's lead.

First of all, Mary Waters doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed at best, at worst, mildly retarded. Does anyone know what "literally" means anymore? "It's been literally eating away at me." Okay, that means that the plea is actually physically devouring her. Mary, you got probation, not a flesh-eating bacteria.

Secondly, she got a slap on the wrist for violating public trust. Of course her reputation should be ruined - she ruined it herself.

Thirdly, YOU CAN'T WITHDRAW YOUR PLEA, DUMMY. Provided nobody put bamboo chutes up your fingernails and made you do it. Nobody made you take that fucking Rolex either.

I hope this common criminal has a nice life of menial work and anonymity.