Want to drive like a jerk and tailgate folks with your brights on incessantly, but you're afraid of doing it to a fellow member of your club [[be it frat, Rotarian, Elk, or otherwise)? The new line of Eval products for phones has a new app. Those [[in the know-wink wink) who subscribe become part of a [[sort of "social") network that works part GPS and fuzzbuster. Your phone will emit a sound to let you know that the person in front of you is "one of your own" that you should provide partial and biased privileged treatment or courtesy towards-and the blazes to anyone else.

-and remember to try from Eval "Santi-Pops"-the Popsicle that is also a hand sanitizer.

That's Eval products-for Eval people.