Im in need of a throwaway couch that is near the Corridor. Needs to be at least a three seater. Im going to have to sniff it so please dont respond if your cat had its way on it.

Need it before the Alley Dally on the 11th.

I can come haul it out of your place.

In exchange I will have several blue cheese stuffed olives in a mid shelf vodka martini waiting for you at the Dally, as well as the best reserved seat in the house for Ppl watching.