A new motto for Detroit

[agirlintheD]

[Det_ard]

If Chicago is "The City That Works" than Detroit must be the opposite.

Chicago - "The City That Works"

Detroit - "The City That Called In Sick And Is Angling For a Disability Lump-Sum Settlement"

[kahnman]

I like my oldest daughter's response after taking her through a tour of Detroit: :"It's not as bad as I thought it would be."

[MizMotown]

DETROIT....

Love it or leave it
ENOUGH ALREADY!
An Infinite Universe and I ended up here?!
No Crybabies

[Detroitnerd]

My friend came up with a funny one a few months ago, a twist on "Stand Up and Tell Them You're from Detroit!"

"Break a Bottle and Tell Them You're from Detroit!"

Hahaha. Seriously, though. I think a little jingle that went, "Detroit: It's not so bad" would be fine.

[Retroit]

D TR T...

Due to recent budget shortfalls, we will no longer be servicing our vowels.

[GOAT]

Detroit - Scamming? No problem we will re-elect you.

[GOAT]

Detroit - Where nothing works.

Detroit, what was and will never be again.

Detroit - unemployment capital of the USA.

Detroit - Educashin? Who need dat?

[agirlintheD]

Do It Baby, Do It!

[canuck]

I was thinking something like the british monarchy's motto: Dieu et mon Droit. God and my right.

It would go like this in french as above: Des Toits et des Droits. If you say it fast in french it sounds like saying Détroit et Détroit. It means Roofs and Rights