Geez, not only is god upset at gays for being so queer, and women for being well you know, women. but now he's brought another catastrophe upon us in the form of a huge, man made, oil spill, according to an expert on all matters pertaining to god from somewhere down in Texas. Not bad enough we had to pay the price with hurricanes and an assortment of earthquakes, but now it's this. When will man learn to again make human sacrifices and exterminate opposing tribes to appease god, to satisfy him and keep him from killing more of us than we do?