Santa Dropped In a Little Early, Happy Festivus

[gnome]

For the second annual Gnome Xmas gift extravaganza, I've had the binary elves working overtime to whip up a couple of little things to put under your Festivus Poles ...

Kathleen: Wings to match your halo
Blueyedone: A flock of geese for the Corner Office view
ErieDearie: A ton of fresh snew
PlymouthRes & Mary: A never depleting gas card from Speedway
GrumpyOldLady: An early spring in the frozen North
Jjaba: A transfer to the Dexter bus
DaveMarc: A fresh apron
Danny: A brand new used copy of W. Hawkins Ferry's ouvre
Hornwrecker: a Batch scanner
MikeM: Clear skies and no turbulance
VivaDetroit: Um Cabral aprovou telescópio
BigB23: A new laptop and DSL line
Fury13: A boxed set of Dr. Kevorkin's greatest hits
Homer and Marge: A bridgeless New Year
Ray1936: An early release of the 1940 census.
Jams: A 12 pack of Oberon
TheRock: Atticus Finch's hornrim glasses
Gistok: Vintage lego set for the Trivolly Gardens
Cub, Mrs & Mama: Compost, a new store and two more sugarmommas
Django: A microphone, a moped and new gloves
BSX: Season tickets to the '10 lions and Matt Stafford jersey
CC: A carton of Pall Mall's
Ravine: Dr. Grabo's secret pouch
Gannon: A case of Mexican Coca-Cola
LodgeDodger: The only ban being of the roll-on variety.
HF.D: coal and cockpunches all around

and
Lowell: A costco size tub of headache medicine. Thanks for everything. You've created a very nice little family here.

To those I've missed, the elves are squawking to the Union Steward aout working overtime, but I'm trying to get a few more out of them under threat of hiring Chinese elves next yr. Stand by.

My best to all. Thank you for being part of my year, I treasure everyone...