Quote Originally Posted by Django View Post
I wasn't much of a host but it was a good time. I spent most of my time chattin Gnome up by the fireplace and gettin hit on by a toothless downriver cougar.

All true except for the toothless part. She was only missing one tooth, right in front, and boy did she have her sights set on bagging a poor young Django. Last time I saw a cougar in such heat, Marlin Perkins was narrating.