I like pizza.

[Jimaz]

A funny thread deserves a funny video.

Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

[turkeycall]

Now, if we can just convince the world that spaghetti grows on trees in Italy and is harvested while it is limp, then straightened and boxed for the retail markets.

Seems I saw a newsreel years ago which addressed this very topic.

[ghettopalmetto]

Now, if we can just convince the world that spaghetti grows on trees in Italy and is harvested while it is limp, then straightened and boxed for the retail markets.

Seems I saw a newsreel years ago which addressed this very topic.

Yes, but how is *pizza* grown?

[ccbatson]

Without flatbread...no pizza...China is instrumental.

[Stosh]

Without flatbread...no pizza...China is instrumental.

The Jews were doing it thousands of years before the Chinese as well.
And the Chinese had no tomatoes. Pizza is with Tomatoes.

[ghettopalmetto]

Without flatbread...no pizza...China is instrumental.

Right. Because only the Chinese had figured out bread....

[d.mcc]

Right. Because only the Chinese had figured out bread....

GP...you SHOULD know that culinary China is a mother culture... That being said, what HAVEN'T the communists given us?!

[reddog289]

Don't care who makes, bakes, invents, or otherwise. I love Pizza, and if AND when I become KING OF THE UNITED STATES. You might have to love Pizza like me.
God this site makes me hungry at times.

[sarge]

Pizza is a socialist/collectivist enterprise. Individual producers are required to accept the choice of toppings which are most acceptable to the group who will be eating the pie, thus suppressing the producer's individual liberties and freedoms to choose only the toppings he or she desires. Moreover, non-producers, especially those freeloaders often referred to as "children," usually eat part of the pizza, thereby depriving the producer of the fruits of his or her own efforts -- also known as theft or slavery. Thus, by definition, pizza is antagonistic to the rights of a free society. 'Nuff said.......

[Stosh]

Pizza is a socialist/collectivist enterprise. Individual producers are required to accept the choice of toppings which are most acceptable to the group who will be eating the pie, thus suppressing the producer's individual liberties and freedoms to choose only the toppings he or she desires. Moreover, non-producers, especially those freeloaders often referred to as "children," usually eat part of the pizza, thereby depriving the producer of the fruits of his or her own efforts -- also known as theft or slavery. Thus, by definition, pizza is antagonistic to the rights of a free society. 'Nuff said.......

Damn straight! Power to the pizza!

Can't cut it? Here's how you do it. With a power saw!

[ccbatson]

Yeastless bread is different than flatbread...and if it was brought to Greece 3000 years ago, there is no telling that it didn't exist in China before biblical times.

[Detroit Stylin]

Pizza is a socialist/collectivist enterprise. Individual producers are required to accept the choice of toppings which are most acceptable to the group who will be eating the pie, thus suppressing the producer's individual liberties and freedoms to choose only the toppings he or she desires. Moreover, non-producers, especially those freeloaders often referred to as "children," usually eat part of the pizza, thereby depriving the producer of the fruits of his or her own efforts -- also known as theft or slavery. Thus, by definition, pizza is antagonistic to the rights of a free society. 'Nuff said.......

^^^^I think if that one didnt win then it is DEF a close second....lol

[Diehard]

Pizza is a socialist/collectivist enterprise. Individual producers are required to accept the choice of toppings which are most acceptable to the group who will be eating the pie, thus suppressing the producer's individual liberties and freedoms to choose only the toppings he or she desires. Moreover, non-producers, especially those freeloaders often referred to as "children," usually eat part of the pizza, thereby depriving the producer of the fruits of his or her own efforts -- also known as theft or slavery. Thus, by definition, pizza is antagonistic to the rights of a free society. 'Nuff said.......

That's why Daddy gets his own pizza.

[Locke09]

“I like pizza�. This is the answer that should be given by the next beauty pageant contestant who is asked whether or not she supports gay marriage. You see this simple statement, void of any adjectives, adverbs or qualifiers, sends a powerful message about the need for diversity. Pizza comes in many shapes, sizes and combinations of ingredients. Personal preference is respected by every decent pizza maker, who allows customers to pick their crust and their toppings. Pizza does not discriminate against the single man who wants a personal pan pizza, or the family man who wants a large with buffalo wings and a 2-liter Coke. The vegetarian and the carnivore alike are welcome at the table. Pizza extends its hand to the poor with Little Caesar’s and lavishes the rich with Pizza Papolis. Pizza is willing to be picked up, or will deliver itself to your front door. It is perhaps the most flexible and open-minded food there is.

So the next time you need to boldly declare your love of all mankind, and your adherence to the philosophy of “Live and Let Live� simply respond: “I like pizza!� And refuse any attempt to get you to elaborate. That is a common ploy of the ultra-conservatives who want everyone to be as dogmatic as them.

[Stosh]

Yeastless bread is different than flatbread...and if it was brought to Greece 3000 years ago, there is no telling that it didn't exist in China before biblical times.

I'm finally figuring out where you are posting from. Thanks for playing.

[Retroit]

Al Gore invented pizza, you ~~~~~~~s!

[ccbatson]

Good one Retroit...He believes in his products by consumption I think.

[Stosh]

Good one Retroit...He believes in his products by consumption I think.

Unlike the Chinaman that posts here often. Ah So!

[ccbatson]

Not only name calling and a personal attack, but a racial slur as well...nice trifecta.

[Stosh]

Not only name calling and a personal attack, but a racial slur as well...nice trifecta.

Not really. Those aren't anywhere close to a personal attack. And if you weren't Taiwanese, you wouldn't be that offended. I'm just quoting the inscrutable Charlie Chan. You, a tinhorn fiction writer. Both from the forties. ~~~~ ~~~!

[ccbatson]

Not really? it either is, or isn't [[and you know that it is).

[Stosh]

Not really? it either is, or isn't [[and you know that it is).

Now that's just playing dumb. You don't like it when someone does it to you? You do it all the time to others. Skirting the rules.

Of course, it's seeming to be, day by day , that you aren't playing.

[Lorax]

Being Asian, I would think Batts would be quicker on his feet than that.

Well, we can't all be Jackie Chan.

[ccbatson]

Nope..it still stands as a nominal issue.

[Stosh]

Nope..it still stands as a nominal issue.

Because it's truuuuue! I was right! Nominal because it's true! I knew it!