Thank goodness for this super boat. Goodness knows that so many Canadians are clamoring to get out of the hell hole that is Windsor and flee into the east side of Detroit, where they can be free to buy cheaper cigarettes and pay for their own health care.

As someone who resides near the river, I live in constant fear that some drunk Canadian boater will sneak into my neighborhood and do something awful, like maybe put vinegar on his fries or something.