IF [[with apologies to Rudyard Kipling) IF I could get my hands on the Fine Arts Theater on Woodward. IF I could restore the TeleNews theater to its 1940s design and then be able to afford to sit on it till I got a great idea for putting it back into service. IF I had a sane reason to restore the Trans-Lux Krim Theater, up in Highland Park. IF I could have the backing of celluloid pundit, Michael Moore [[State Theater, Traverse City) - then I would be a theater owner my son.