Hmm, the delicate sensibilities of our locals might not get the joke. I visited the Dick’s in San Antonio [[on their river walk) and was not in on the insult-vibe until the bartender asked, “you call that a hat? I’ve taken a dump in better looking outhouses.”
Back on my heels, I responded with an old reliable comeback, “Aren’t you that guy from high school who got caught fingering that goat?”
We got along just fine.
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