A motoring forum I am a part of has stated [[in its list of bizarre or ridiculous motoring laws from state to state) that car sales cannot be conducted in Michigan on Sundays.

Does this sound right to you?

I can't imagine it being policed successfully, if at all, especially in relation to private sales outside of the dealerships.

For those who take their road rules seriously, here is the full list of bizarro-rules... with the cranky forum moderator's response to each road rule in brackets:


STUPID US ROAD RULES

Alabama - You cannot drive around impersonating a clergy member. [[Who would want to impersonate a paedophile anyway?)

Alaska - You cannot tie your pet dog to the roof of your car. [[Hell, I always wanted to do this... LOL)

Arizona - Pedestrians are banned from pressing crosswalk buttons just to stop traffic. [[Those buttons don't work anyway)

Arkansas - You cannot start and stop your car loudly in a drive-in restaurant. [[How do you stop a car loudly?)

California - You can get a ticket for driving too slowly. [[Break the limit and you get booked. Don't break the limit and get booked)

Colorado - It is illegal to throw missiles at cars. [[Actually that's quite reasonable unless it's a Hellfire)

Connecticut - You cannot hunt from the highway. [[Unless a moose is blocking your path)

Delaware - You cannot change clothes inside your vehicle. [[Why not? I do it all the time)

Florida - You cannot park in the middle of an intersection. [[Cops do this often - book'em, Danno)

Georgia - You cannot honk at a fair. [[Depends what you are honking. LOL)

Hawaii - All passengers must wear a seat belt, but riding in the back of a pickup truck untethered is legal. [[Destined for death)

Idaho - You can't ride a bike onto a tennis court. [[Some imbecile with nothing better to do thought this one up)

Illinois - You cannot drive with hanging dice or air fresheners. [[Ah those stinky Illinoisians)

Indiana - You may not enter or exit a car in motion. [[What if the car is just rocking up and down?)

Iowa - You cannot use a deceased person's handicap sign. [[Unless the deceased person is in the car)

Kansas - You cannot screech your tyres while driving. [[Those folk from Kansas must be a wild bunch)

Kentucky - Dogs are prohibited from molesting cars. [[Tell that to a dog while he's pissing on your wheel)

Louisiana - Taxi drivers are not permitted to make love in the front seat during a shift. [[Masturbation is OK though)

Maine - It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin' Donuts. [[Those spots are reserved for cops getting donuts for free)

Maryland - It is illegal to swear on the highway. [[Fucking hell, I would never have thought)

Masssachusetts - It is illegal to drive with a gorilla. [[I'll make sure I never get into a car driven by a gorilla)

Michigan - No cars can be sold on a Sunday. [[Why not? Will some Skyspook strike them down?)

Minnesota - Driving a truck with dirty tyres is a public nuisance. [[Tyres get dirty the second that the truck drives on them)

Mississippi - It is illegal to have a flamethrower attached to your car. [[Yeah, I always wanted to do this)

New Jersey - You must honk before passing a skateboarder. [[What's wrong with just running skateboarders down?)

New Mexico - It is illegal for women to pump their own gasoline. [[The suffragettes didn't get to that state yet)

New York - It is illegal to disrobe in a car. [[What a problem - so many naked drivers and passengers)

North Carolina - It is illegal to drive through cemeteries just for fun. [[So are the dead going to object?)

North Dakota - If your car is in a parade, you are not allowed to throw candy from it. [[Somebody really worked hard on this law)

Ohio - You cannot drive Powerwheels on the road. [[What the hell is a Powerwheel anyway?)

Oklahoma - No reading comic books while driving. [[But you can read War and Peace while driving)

Oregon - You cannot footrace a car. [[Unless it's a Lightburn Zeta, then you'd win)

Pennsylvania - You have to dismantle your car and hide it from horses if they appear scared of it. [[I always carry spanners for this)

Rhode Island - You cannot ride with an unopened beer. [[So open the beer and take a few slugs from the bottle)

South Carolina - It is illegal to store trash in your vehicle. [[What about white trash, like a slut from the projects?)

South Dakota - There is no minimum age for driving a motorcycle off-road. [[That's sensible - it's nobody's business)

Tennessee - It is illegal to place tacks on the highway. [[What about whopping great road spikes to disable cop cars?)

Texas - No windshield required for inspection, just wipers. [[Ah yes those clever Texans don't need windscreens anyway)

Utah - Birds have the right of way on the highway. [[Shit! all that roadkill should have been allowed to cross the road)

Vermont - Billboards are illegal. [[I like this idea. I get distracted by billboards featuring huge tits on nice chicks)

Virginia - You cannot allow anyone to have sex in your car. [[There goes the end of teenage romance)

Washington State - Legislators can't get speeding tickets during legislation sessions. [[Typical weaselling politicians)

West Virginia - If you drive by roadkill, you can take it home for supper. [[I always love to cook up squashed racoon for dinner)

Wisconsin - You cannot sit in another person's car without their permission. [[But you can give them a blowjob through the window)