The wild, wild east...

[ABetterDetroit]

I will not purchase a swine belt. Those are quite gauche.

I will not purchase a swine belt simply because I have never heard of them before today therefore I do not need one.

[Zacha341]

I thought we were done using whales for anything? Is this product made in/ from China? ......

Indeed it is! Let me know if you want another whale belt. I'll send you one.

[DetroitBoy]

I thought we were done using whales for anything? Is this product made in/ from China? ......

There's a lot of blubber in GP that require whale belts. They match the madras shorts with docksiders very well.

[archfan]

I will not purchase a swine belt simply because I have never heard of them before today therefore I do not need one.

Isn't that a shot of the new bacon vodka?

[Jimaz]

These Are The 10 Snobbiest Places In Michigan

1. Northville
2. Rochester
3. Plymouth
4. Royal Oak
5. Traverse City
6. Petoskey
7. Troy
8. Novi
9. Okemos
10. Saline

I'm pretty sure this is tongue-in-cheek.

[Zacha341]

Snobbiest or did he say 'robbingiest'? I think I can manage the snobbery of some areas over high crime!!!!