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[Hermod]

That IS a big brave step.

It will speed up the checkout lines. Clerk rings up sale, customer dithers a bit, then says "Gimme a pack of Doofus Gold 100s". Clerk turns around and looks at the imposing assortment of cigarette packs behind her and traces her finger over them one-by-one asking "This one?....". Clerk finally rings up adjusted sale, customer dithers some more trying to put the cigs away, and leaves.

[Gistok]

It will speed up the checkout lines. Clerk rings up sale, customer dithers a bit, then says "Gimme a pack of Doofus Gold 100s". Clerk turns around and looks at the imposing assortment of cigarette packs behind her and traces her finger over them one-by-one asking "This one?....". Clerk finally rings up adjusted sale, customer dithers some more trying to put the cigs away, and leaves.

Oh I don't know.... compared to looking for and scanning coupons... price checks... lottery tickets... and all around chit-chat with the clerk.... cigarettes aren't so bad... the clerks are usually pretty hip as to where the brands are, and which specific ones to pull off the shelf....

[Honky Tonk]

It will speed up the checkout lines. Clerk rings up sale, customer dithers a bit, then says "Gimme a pack of Doofus Gold 100s". Clerk turns around and looks at the imposing assortment of cigarette packs behind her and traces her finger over them one-by-one asking "This one?....". Clerk finally rings up adjusted sale, customer dithers some more trying to put the cigs away, and leaves.

You're forgetting the "not those, the soft pack", "no not those, the 100's", "no, in the soft-pack", Ok, then give me the hard-pack"....conversation. Worked in a Detroit party store while @ WSU.

[Detroitnerd]

You're forgetting the "not those, the soft pack", "no not those, the 100's", "no, in the soft-pack", Ok, then give me the hard-pack"....conversation. Worked in a Detroit party store while @ WSU.

"How much change I got left? OK, gimmie those two Philly blunt wraps. How much change I got left? I'm'a get two loose squares for a dollar, and -- how much left? …"

[Honky Tonk]

"How much change I got left? OK, gimmie those two Philly blunt wraps. How much change I got left? I'm'a get two loose squares for a dollar, and -- how much left? …"

Another veteran!