While we're hanging out in lala land, here's a more recent one:

Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything
Billions worldwide agreed that, by this point in human civilization, they would have expected a better process than entrusting all their political, commercial, and social decisions to vindictive, self-absorbed fuckers....

“Boy, maybe we shouldn’t do that anymore,” Rao added. “Anyone have any better ideas?”