Awww, so the people in the Motor City suburb of Rochester Hills are upset that someone wants to prospect for oil in their backyards. Never mind that they moved to a city where driving is treated as a prerequisite for intelligent life.

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/gener...as-oil-leasing

No, oil drilling was a problem those brown people in the Middle East and those fishes in the Gulf were supposed to have to deal with. Not Americans! Don't you know that the kind people of Rochester Hills care about the - scratch that, their - environment! You can't drill in suburban people's backyards! We're supposed to be able to sprawl out as far as we want, and everything gets out of our way.

That's it. It's time to throw a fit, people. Let's drive to the Rochester Hills City Hall and give 'em a piece of our mind!

Who's with me?

Just try to drive slow, like maybe 5 miles above the speed limit, and not use too much gas. Because then they might really have to drill in Rochester Hills, and that would defeat the whole purpose of what we're doing.

See you there!