The talking points in this region are so contradictory it is sad and funny. Who has some good ones?

I'll start:

Kids in Detroit have the same opportunity if they work hard in school.........but, I would never send my kids there.

Kids in Detroit have the same opportunity if they work hard in school.........but, the city won't turn around until the schools improve.

People in Detroit are too lazy to work. There are plenty of jobs 20 miles away.....but, we spending money on public transportation is a waste.

Detroit must honor all of it's obligations......but the state better not put in one penny to bail out Detroit.