What if detroit became part of oakland county?

**Gannon** · March-20-13, 04:23 PM

We can hold all of Macomb County hostage by...well, holding Kid Rock hostage at his new home in the Berry Subdivision. Simultaneously threatening to move the Ho-Down again...to his front lawn...the same weekend of the Metallica weekend wargames planned on the Island.

We get all those boys comparin' their stacks o' $9 beer cups, and maybe slip a few potato launchers and pumpkin catapults, and we can capture the accurate ones while distracting the ones with too few branches in their family tree. It'd be a mini-Hatfields-and-McCoys thing, if we want it to be annual.

At some point, we'll copy those Pictured Rocks billboards, only replacing 'em with Kid's new house's facade and a notion that he's the Savior-RockMaster of Detroit. Put 'em all over town, so the whole city knows who to thank. Detroit style.

In the middle of the fight...Mayor Young Again MotherFucker [[formerly Coleman Young, Junior, formerly AnnIvory Calvert's son what's-his-name) shows up, after his second legal name change, since he knows he ain't got time for no election...proving he is his father's son, to rally the troops together to finally join the Livonia insurgency into Farmington Hills, and if anyone gets pulled over on Northwestern Highway or Telegraph...have the black guys say they're visiting their aunties in Southfield. They'll be cool until the Bloomfields, at least. And Waterford. Might have to give that one up...we'll hope L. doesn't have a hideout there.

**Gannon** · March-20-13, 04:42 PM

Yeah, with any amount of luck, the new Mayor Young Again MotherFucker's MegaDetroit can reach all the way to M-59 along the Woodward Corridor...which is why they put that loop turnaround in anyways. West to the M-5 freeway down Pontiac Trail, which should be obvious...east, effectively, to the Blue Water Bridge, once the Mount Clemens Insurgency puts Hackel in shackles. And be the only city with two bridges and a tunnel to Canada...three if you count the second BlueWater span.

**Pickford-Bentler** · March-20-13, 05:11 PM

Why not just annex any area with a significant minority comprised of Detroiters who have migrated from the Mutherfuckerland to create Grossemutherfuckerland?

**aj3647** · March-20-13, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by 313WX

Why go into a in-depth discussion over a mere fantasy?

What if a leprechaun's pot of gold was discovered beneath city hall, containing $18 billion worth of gold, enough to pay off all of Detroit's debt?

I think we need to discuss this.

**Cliffy** · March-20-13, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by aj3647

What if a leprechaun's pot of gold was discovered beneath city hall, containing $18 billion worth of gold, enough to pay off all of Detroit's debt?

I think we need to discuss this.

You're going to get that guy who is pimping selling DIA art and having it displayed here.