Serious question. It seems like just about every service in which the city of Detroit has operates at a 3rd World Level...

Garbage Pick-Up = Sucks [[lately)
Mass TRansit = Sucks
Schools = Suck
Police Response = Sucks
Ambulance Response = Sucks
Fire Respose = Sucks
Tax/Revenue Deaprtment = Incompetent
Library = Incompetent

Water/Sewerage and Parking Enforcement are about the only things that operate at a reasonable level.

What say you?