You forgot the proliferating street memorials to murdered youths. Now an opportune business has sprung up to raise the bar on muddy teddy bears and tattered flowers hanging all over. Now you can memorialize your murdered loved one on the street with no worry that the shrine will get old and fade away [[like life). From the Free Press today:

Mahone and her sisters say homicides are a reality of urban living. To that end, they have started making personal memorials that have pictures of the victims or their cars -- with spinning rims -- a favorite liquor, guns, dollar bills, dominoes or motorcycles. The stuffed-animal memorials fade, but these memorials made of ceramic tiles can be used as permanent markers.