A father takes his son to the zoo. When they are in front of the Elephant pen, his son says "daddy what is that long thing hanging down there?" That's the Elephants tail the father replies. No no over there, the son says. That's the Elephants trunk, the father replies. No no right there in the middle, says the kid. That's the Elephants penis says the dad.
How come when I ask mom, she says it's nothing?

Well son, you have to understand your mother is spoiled.