fox2 is horrible

**gopher** · July-02-11, 07:58 AM

this news broadcast is really the pits. i cant stand the fat pig that does traffic and weather. who did she fuck to get that job? shes horrible. she cant flow 2 sentences together without fumbling her words. do i really need JAY TOWERS to tell me how dangerous fireworks and PLASTIC SWORDS are? PLEASE he has a manikin head bolted on a platform hovering inches above a fountain firework. gee i wonder whats gonna happen when you shoot fire on a piece of plastic? go back on the radio douch bag! should i give my kids cookies??? what the fuck kind of news is this? how many people get sick from sand on the beach??? HOW IS THAT NEWS? oh no jay towers is back. Hes got his big ass aviator sunglasses on, your soo cool ! i can't wait for you to come back after the commercial and tell me why fireworks that fly off the ground are illegal!!! have you ever seen the fake photoshop pictures of the Detroit skyline they show ? it so completely half-assed it looks re-god-damn-ridiculous!!! NEWS: "research say kids that eat fast food and candy are less likely to be obese" really..REALLY??? how in the fuck is this news???? BACK TO JAY TOWERS... where here live in the parking lot, with my big black boyfriend firefighting brother to show me why a "bottle rocket on steroids" is so fucking dangerous. epic fail. they shot it off and it went of just fine... NO FIRES! ok lets bolt the bottle rocket to a camera tripod [[ because thats what we all do on the forth ) and light it... hum fireman says its still hot.. good thing i don't shoot fireworks in a OIL REFINERY ok cool. ADVICE FOR SHY PEOPLE... they have some witch hook-nose doctor on the fox2 love couch. "HOW DO I KNOW IF I AM SHY" well she tell us news flash : "STUDIES SHOW THAT MOST PEOPLE FEEL SHY EVERY NOW AND THEN" no fucking shit! arggg... these girls need to just start makin out... on a sadder note.. 2 fat fucks had kids now the fat dad is dead and fat mom is dyeing.. so we need to donate money to these fat kids... argh poor kids oh man the indian guy was doing a lead in to a video... they were 2 slow to kick in the video.. so hes looking at the camera like " hello... uhhh kick in the video... uhh hello " he almost falls over then they kick in the video at the last moment lol HAHA ... no... i cant believe the firework sound effects on the bumpers. its like some one is hitting the exact same effect over and over to quickly and cutting out the audio from the previous sound... REALLY ? whos in charge over there? highschool kids? sports? ok quick and to the point. the dude has excellent command of the English language [[unlike me), and sounded really good.. but.... THE COW IS BACK to tell me how horrible the weather is going to be on my FUCKING VACATION... maybe she is a dude, i dont know she has a very manly face. bitch GET OF THE DAMN RED BULLS you keep stuttering. BACK TO JAY TOWERS AND THE ANTI FIREWORKS SWAT TEAK they got a nice new manikin with a polyester shirt... their stupid sword sparkler didnt get it to catch on fire... so cut to the tower cam while gay boyfriend brother fire fighter sticks a roman candle on it and really lights the fucker on fire... I AM A INSPIRED TO BE A PYRO NOW THANKS ALOT FOX 2 !

**rencense** · July-02-11, 08:06 AM

haha nice rant

i think we need to splash some water on our face, have a smoke, and take a slow count to ten

**gopher** · July-02-11, 08:09 AM

yeah i know been up all night working, this is my beer time... one more... oh no... they had the fireman as a preview in the bumper.. but he decides to light of a fountian [[ dont think he was supposed to at this point ) .. roop and his girl "uhh q quick demo here" it shows the fireworks shooting off really cool! "oh.. wow.. thats really makin a ruckus... " i can see him holding back his smile trying not to laugh at how stupid this bullshit newscast is... "yeah that ruckus could be dangrous if some kids ran up to it" ... arg.... oh no jay towers is back soon to show how dangerous [[AND ILLEGAL!) mortars are and what people are doing with them!.... humm maybe he is gonna demo it... they are the same size of a hamster or a small fist... i wonder about that JAY TOWERS .. DIE DIE DIE !! arg thats it good night DetYesErs.. BTW what happend to detroitNO.com thats the site i always went to

**Lt. Dan Bassett** · July-02-11, 08:13 AM

heh! jay towers called. he wants to know why, if ur so friggin' smart, how come u got no giant billboards on 75 like he do. nice rant, BTW. feels good, man.

**Roq** · July-02-11, 08:18 AM

and in other news, the sky is blue.

**gopher** · July-02-11, 08:31 AM

i want to goto bed so bad but this is to fuckin entertaining... JAY !! DONT DO IT ! ITS DANGEROUS !!! [[ AND ILLEGAL )

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BTW i had line breaks typed in, but they dont reflect in the post...

**Meddle** · July-02-11, 08:26 AM

Paragraphs!!

OK?

**Lt. Dan Bassett** · July-02-11, 08:32 AM

not a true stream of consciousness rant if punctuation, grammar, spelling and paragraph returns are required. to do so fux with the flow. beer talk is a nice change of pace on here. Want paragrafs? Go read your nephew's MFA thesis from Cranbrook.

**Zacha341** · July-02-11, 02:47 PM

I was thinking that too as I attempted to wade thru the chunk of type - LOL!....

Originally Posted by Meddle

Paragraphs!!

OK?

**Blueidone** · July-02-11, 08:28 AM

Find the remote and change the channel if it bothers you so much. Go get some sleep!

**Lowell** · July-02-11, 08:29 AM

Tell us how you really feel. ha ha.

I tuned in the 10 PM the other night, I rarely do, and enjoyed the let 'er rip section. It had two long and un-commercially-interrupted sessions. The first session included council members Kenyatta, Jenkins and Spivey with a good discussion of the budget compromise. This was followed by a session featuring the breast-feeding mom, who was quite eloquent and persuasive. Huel Perkins and Charlie LeDuff moderated.

As for DetroitNO.com, i will have to get that pointed to DetroitYES.com again. Overlooked that in the big server move a while back.

**gopher** · July-02-11, 08:39 AM

LIEUTENANT DAN!!!!! I GOTTA SAVE BUBBA !!!!!! lol j/k

**Lt. Dan Bassett** · July-02-11, 08:42 AM

I likes shrimp and I is one. but not THAT Lt. Dan. my name is bit from detroit pop culture in da movies though.

**Detroit Stylin** · July-02-11, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Lt. Dan Bassett

I likes shrimp and I is one. but not THAT Lt. Dan. my name is bit from detroit pop culture in da movies though.

lol @ this one.....

**East Detroit** · July-02-11, 08:43 AM

Post of the week. Nice. Kinda reminds me of Charlie LeDuff, speaking of him.

**Lt. Dan Bassett** · July-02-11, 08:46 AM

according to the moderator of this site, he changed his name to McDuff. kinda like it.

**gopher** · July-02-11, 08:58 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqlCL3hWMt8

**gopher** · July-02-11, 08:49 AM

you guys gotta turn this shit on its to much i ran out of video tape

**mtburb** · July-02-11, 08:51 AM

The OP has bad grammar. In fact, I reported the first post of this thread and added the OP to my ignore list. Also the OP is trying to blindly smear the Detroit media.

**gopher** · July-02-11, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by mtburb

The OP has bad grammar. In fact, I reported the first post of this thread and added the OP to my ignore list.

i have bad grammer. So what? im not ON TV, and this is not ENGLISH CLASS

**Roq** · July-02-11, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by mtburb

The OP has bad grammar. In fact, I reported the first post of this thread and added the OP to my ignore list.

Would you like a cookie?

**Bigb23** · July-02-11, 11:56 AM

The thing is - they flipped a switch last January and they are gone from my over the air DTV. But I'll give them the best news team award. That's all we want is news. Not fluff from the internut played out for several hours.

Vox · July-03-11, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Bigb23

The thing is - they flipped a switch last January and they are gone from my over the air DTV. But I'll give them the best news team award. That's all we want is news. Not fluff from the internut played out for several hours.

Perhaps the homebrew antenna you built doesnt pick up the lower channel range? I would try a dollar store pair of rabbit ears, especially if you are local.

**Thruster315** · July-02-11, 10:25 PM

Damn. For all the energy spent here ranting about channel 2, one could've gotten up and changed the station to something a little more palatable.

You guys make it sound as though it's the only station in town and were forced at gunpoint to watch it. You don't like it and wouldn't want to be stuck in a Turkish prison cell with Jay Towers- we get it; most of us wouldn't either. Move on.