What I want to know is:
  • Will this "huge" annoucement mean that the police are more likely to show the next time there's a shooting across the street from me?
  • Will this "huge" annoucement mean that EMS is more likely to show up on time when one of my neighbors needs an ambulance?
  • Will this "huge" annoucement mean that the street lights in my neighborhood will all be on?
  • Will this "huge" annoucement mean that someone is going to do something about the potholes in our streets?
  • Will this "huge" annoucement mean that I will no longer have to pay taxes that are double national averages?

I hope I'm wrong. However, if the past two years is any guide, I regret that Mayor Bing and I have a fundamentally different definition of the word "huge."