Quote Originally Posted by Shai_Hulud View Post
I don't know about dead last... but yes, pickings are slim. Especially if you're 25-35, because that age range is, rightfully, fleeing.

Cold weather, the usual midwest fatness, and runaway poverty causing things like orthodontia to slip off the priority list...


I need to get the hell out of here.
Agreed - You do need to get the hell out of here and not come back. Be perfectly happy to escort you with lights and siren if it will get you out of here sooner.